WELL IT’S THE 1ST OF MARCH AND WE’RE DOWN AT
THE PUB
TURN IT ON AND UP BOYS AND HERE WE GO!
THE CROWD IS JUMPING AND THE GANGS ALL HERE
WE GET FOUR SONGS DEEP INTO THE SHOW
HEY WHAT ARE YOU DRINKING BECAUSE WE’VE GOT
TO KNOW
DRINK EM DOWN AND HERE YOU GO!

CHORUS
HERE COMES THE WAITER WITH ANOTHER DRINK
I GUESS WE’LL HAVE TO QUIT ANOTHER WEEK
I PICKED A FINE TIME TO STOP DRINKING
I PICKED A FINE TIME, I DO THINK
PICKED A FINE TIME TO STOP DRINKING TODAY
I PICKED A FINE TIME TO STOP DRINKING
I PICKED A FINE TIME, I DO THINK
SO WE’LL JUST HAVE ANOTHER AND I’LL QUIT NEXT
WEEK.

WELL THE WEEKS GO BY AND WE DO IT AGAIN
THE TABLES ARE BOOKED AND WE CRAMMED EM IN
SO RAISE YOUR PINTS AND WITNESS MY OWN WAKE!
AND THE MONTH FLY’S BY IT’S ALL A BLUR
THE ALCOHOL FLOWS WE START TO SLUR
WILL WE MAKE IT THROUGH ST PATRICK’S DAY?

CHORUS
HERE COMES THE WAITER WITH ANOTHER DRINK
I GUESS WE’LL HAVE TO QUIT ANOTHER WEEK
I PICKED A FINE TIME TO STOP DRINKING
I PICKED A FINE TIME, I DO THINK
PICKED A FINE TIME TO STOP DRINKING TODAY
I PICKED A FINE TIME TO STOP DRINKING
I PICKED A FINE TIME, I DO THINK
SO WE’LL JUST HAVE ANOTHER THEN WE’LL QUIT
NEXT WEEK.

I PICKED A FINE TIME TO STOP DRINKING
I PICKED A FINE TIME, I DO THINK
I PICKED A FINE TIME TO STOP DRINKING TODAY

I PICKED A FINE TIME, FINE TIME, FINE TIME, FINE
TIME
FINE TIME PICKED A BLOODY FINE TIME
PICKED A FINE TIME TO STOP DRINKING TODAY

I PICKED A FINE TIME TO STOP DRINKING
I PICKED A FINE TIME, I DO THINK
SO WE’LL JUST HAVE ANOTHER AND I’LL QUIT NEXT
WEEK.